The Big Squeeze

Sorry for the lack of updates lately.  Apparently eleven-figure deals genera hundreds of thousands of documents with tens of millions of pages of documents to read.

But that doesn’t mean I still can’t find time for some drunken shenanigans at Ulysses.  Long story short, I met a couple of tourists from the Florida panhandle and we got into a discussion about fake tits (probably has something to do with one of them having a very nice looking set), yadda yadda yadda, squeeze off?  Why not!  Two women of the same age (36) and very similar breast size, it’s the perfect experiment conditions.

Now, I’m sure that there’s a lot of inferior product out there, but in this instance the fakes win easy.  My guess is that it has a lot to do with the ratio of real boob to fake boob.  She didn’t have gigantic fake tits, just a small enhancement.  It probably doesn’t hurt that they cost $10k either.  I don’t know how much they usually cost, but that price seems pretty far from the bargain basement.

Turns out they were both married (as evidenced by the giant rocks on their hands) and had kids (didn’t check for evidence), so it didn’t get past the breast comparison stage.  Anyways, still get to put a few points up on the big board.  We’ll count one as a Southern Belle and the other as an Over 30.  The one with real tits was a 7 and the one with fakes a 9, and with two second bases and both of them falling into two categories the points for the night come up to a 24, making the grand total in the Greatest Hits Challenge…50.

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